If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

“Everything is under control.”

9.0

2025

1h 53m

ComedyDramaThriller

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Key Crew

Director

Mary Bronstein

Producers

Josh Safdie

Sara Murphy

Ryan Zacarias

Writers

Mary Bronstein

Cinematography

Christopher Messina

Cast (21)

Rose Byrne

Linda

Delaney Quinn

Child

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