Witless Protection

“Protecting America's assets.”

4.5

2008

1h 37m

ComedyActionAdventureCrime

When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.

Key Crew

Director

Charles Robert Carner

Writers

Charles Robert Carner

Cast (27)

Larry the Cable Guy

Deputy Larry Stalder

Ivana Miličević

Madeleine

Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg

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