Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

“The Army Will Never Be The Same”

6.3

2008

1h 40m

Comedy

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Key Crew

Director

Steve Miner

Producers

Danny Dimbort

Boaz Davidson

Avi Lerner

Writers

April Blair

Kelly Bowen

Cinematography

Patrick Cady

Cast (19)

Jessica Simpson

Private Megan Valentine

Vivica A. Fox

Sergeant Louisa Morely

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